Dad Jokes :D

[Fireproof]

Ahhh. I see “a” hair. Haha.. so funny,

Had to think twice though… I’m Swedish :)

Glad you got it. I wasn’t sure if the language would translate well.

 

[paisleywookiee]

There’s a concert tour that’s only 45 cents.

50 Cent, featuring Nickelback.

 

[the swede]

There’s a concert tour that’s only 45 cents.

50 Cent, featuring Nickelback.

Why did I just laugh at this when I don’t understand… Is a nickel 5 cent?

 

[Fireproof]

Why did I just laugh at this when I don’t understand… Is a nickel 5 cent?

Yes!!

 

[Bob Zaod]

 

[Bob Zaod]

 

[Fireproof]

 

[the swede]

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Witherspoon and withoutherspoon

 

[Alex Kenivel]

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[Fireproof]

Witherspoon and withoutherspoon

That one in particular has been one of my favorites!! So funny.

 

[Fireproof]

Have you heard of the Greek hero, Bophades?

He was a lot like Achilles - he had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have heard of “Achilles’ Heel” but have you heard of “Bophades’ Nuts?”

 

[Fireproof]

 

[Holden Afart]

I was going to be a doctor but I didn't have the patience/patients

 

[Holden Afart]

So you play guitar?

Can you play a solo?

Solo I don't have to hear it

 

[Holden Afart]

Why do nurses like red pens?

Because sometimes they have to draw blood.

 

[Holden Afart]

Frozen eggs

Can't beat em

 

[Holden Afart]

Being a musician, people always ask me when I'll be famous.

I keep telling them, "once the bodies are found".

 

[Holden Afart]

My father has the heart of a lion

Along with a lifetime ban from the zoo.

 

[Holden Afart]

How long is an Asian?

Yes, yes he is.

 

[Holden Afart]

What did the zero say to the eight?

That belt looks great on you.