Your favorite trucker music

[FuzzyAce]

 

[la szum]

BJ & The Bear TV Show Theme Song.

 

[Frodebro]

Ripping without gain. Oof

This song is

That Peavey T-60 Jerry was playing is exactly like my first guitar, same finish even. Probably should have kept it, but it just wasn't metal enough for my stupid teenaged ass.

 

[JiveTurkey]

That Peavey T-60 Jerry was playing is exactly like my first guitar, same finish even. Probably should have kept it, but it just wasn't metal enough for my stupid teenaged ass.

Damn things weighed a TON too!

 

[Aelred]

 

[Frodebro]

Damn things weighed a TON too!

Yes, it did. It was actually a decent guitar, but not for me at the time.

 

[JiveTurkey]

Yes, it did. It was actually a decent guitar, but not for me at the time.

My friend had the T-15(?). You are 1000% spot on that it wasn't something a 14 year old metalhead wanted to be caught dead with in the 80's

 

[ᛗᛜᛜᚺDᛜᎶ Ꮤᛨᚳᚴ]

Cheesecake Truck - King Missile

 

[duzie]

 

[metropolis_4]

 

[Devin]

Not a trucker but it's impossible for me not to speed when Porcupine Tree's "Wedding Nails" comes on

Perfect driving beat/tempo lol

 

[Gothi]

You guys are so inspiring that I had to write a trucker song. Still working with the lyrics, but so far it goes like this:

REAL TRUCKER

I am a real trucker with a few trucker friends
Their bitching over life never comes to an end
I say “you made a choice and have to eat the pain
Driving caddle, pigs and shit while I drive cocain”

Chorus:
I am a real trucker, a major motherfucker
I am evil, I am ugly and I smell
But I am your man, your personal savior
Bringing you white candy from hell

My trucker friends are whining: “I never see my wife”
I ain’t married and not suited for that life
If there’s a party on the road, I’ ll stop and then I go
With Snow White wrapped in dollars turning ladies into ho’s

Chorus

And when I reach the border I’m caught by the police
I lose a lot of bucks, there are crowds of pigs to grease
And when they let me split, they want me to know:
Take these illegals with you or you’re done driving snow.

Chorus

So now I am hunted by the Feds who want to bust my sack
And white trash klan-men who will send my cargo back
But when I reach the point where it all seems in vain
I open up a package, and I sniff some cocain.

Chorus

Life can be a bitch, but who cares when you are high?
I am looking down on all of it with Lucy in the sky
But if I fck it up so I’m a larger loss than gain
I`ll end up in the desert with a bullet in my brain

Chorus

 

[FuzzyAce]

You guys are so inspiring that I had to write a trucker song. Still working with the lyrics, but so far it goes like this:

REAL TRUCKER

I am a real trucker with a few trucker friends
Their bitching over life never comes to an end
I say “you made a choice and have to eat the pain
Driving caddle, pigs and shit while I drive cocain”

Chorus:
I am a real trucker, a major motherfucker
I am evil, I am ugly and I smell
But I am your man, your personal savior
Bringing you white candy from hell

My trucker friends are whining: “I never see my wife”
I ain’t married and not suited for that life
If there’s a party on the road, I’ ll stop and then I go
With Snow White wrapped in dollars turning ladies into ho’s

Chorus

And when I reach the border I’m caught by the police
I lose a lot of bucks, there are crowds of pigs to grease
And when they let me split, they want me to know:
Take these illegals with you or you’re done driving snow.

Chorus

So now I am hunted by the Feds who want to bust my sack
And white trash klan-men who will send my cargo back
But when I reach the point where it all seems in vain
I open up a package, and I sniff some cocain.

Chorus

Life can be a bitch, but who cares when you are high?
I am looking down on all of it with Lucy in the sky
But if I fck it up so I’m a larger loss than gain
I`ll end up in the desert with a bullet in my brain

Chorus

 

[joezlo]

^This times a million^

 

[joezlo]

Also, this is a fav: