I suppose I should post something on topic since I added a dumb joke.
I picked up a Kruse Kontrol modded DSL a few months ago from a buddy who had it done with just about everything he could get. It's got his "brown" channel with extra knobs added in front for pre and post gain and a switch (with a footswitch jack) added to the back so you can also use the normal light crunch channel when needed. Also has his variac and an upgraded transformer. It may have some tweaks to the other stock channels as well, but when I heard my buddy play the brown channel after he got it I told him if he ever sold it, I got dibs. (He has 2 Friedmands, 2 EVHs and at least one 6505, so it just thinned his collection a bit when I bought this one).
I don't think it has a great Plexi tone, but I love the different voicings of hi-gain sounds available, and the clean is pretty good as well.