Official Irrational Quad Cortex Seething Rage and Hatred Thread

[mbenigni]

We all know the Quad Cortex sounds amazing; has a UI that's more fun than a pachinko machine; weighs 2 ounces in its fat pants; fits on the head of a pin alongside several other dancing angels... But it makes a loud "pop" on power up if your PA is dimed; and apparently there's some dude in Finland who shot his mouth off two years ago, which really grinds my gears.

Let's see those pitchforks, folks.

 

[TheTrueZoltan!]

Pitchforks?

 

[James Freeman]

The Quad Cortex has a self proclaimed PhD in Electronics and Computer Science from MIT, but when asked to change the batteries in the TV remote control it goes: oh shit.

 

[TJontheRoad]

Are we still doing this?

 

[mbenigni]

Are we still doing this?

We're just getting warmed up.

 

[mbenigni]

The Quad Cortex has a self proclaimed PhD in Electronics and Computer Science from MIT, but when asked to change the batteries in the TV remote control it goes: oh s**t.

 

[mbenigni]

Wait, does this belong in the "Gear Rants" subforum?

 

[Whizzinby]

Disappointed I am, @mbenigni

 

[The Colonel]

Wait, does this belong in the "Gear Rants" subforum?

 

[mbenigni]

Disappointed I am, @mbenigni

Hey man, I cleared this thread with the mods in advance, and everything.

(Seriously, LOL.)

 

[DrewJD82]

I said it on TGP a couple months back; when the QC owners are starting their own threads and bitching about the QC on their own, my work here is done!

 

[JT]

 

[DrewJD82]

We need to officially make Farley our mascot.

 

[mbenigni]

Oh shoot, I'm so confused. This thread is in the Gear Rants subforum. I thought I posted it in Digital & Modeling (where it could get the love and attention it deserves.) Maybe said mods can move it? Or maybe they already have LOL.

 

[JT]

Always Be Officially Irrational™

 

[mbenigni]

I said it on TGP a couple months back; when the QC owners are starting their own threads and bitching about the QC on their own, my work here is done!

I know I'm about to get all "Inception" on your asses here but... the OP is basically what... satirical sarcasm?

"Gear Rants" is an added twist LOL.

 

[JT]

I know I'm about to get all "Inception" on your asses here but... the OP is basically what... satirical sarcasm?

"Gear Rants" is an added twist LOL.

 

[mbenigni]

I actually had it in my head that I'd be "putting things in perspective". Let's see how that works out.

 

[mbenigni]

Who's complaining?

<insert JPG of me in Tuscany, drinking a beer and reading Grapes of Wrath, or possibly MAD magazine>

 

[JT]

Who's complaining?

<insert JPG of me in Tuscany, drinking a beer and reading Grapes of Wrath, or possibly MAD magazine>