Kemper Profiler MK 2

[Gary_W]

Slightly off topic post but hopefully that won’t kill me off here; I’ve just had had a one week ban from the Kemper forum and a post deleted. First time for me in over 12 years of posting there.

My crime? A guy posted in the Mk2 discussion thread over there that he thought Kemper were holding off releasing mk2 to coincide with the stadium release. Which is an interesting theory that imo makes no sense. He also said the Stadium would have profiling technology in December this year and thought that the mk2 profiling would coincide with the L6 clone tech, release wise. I know Kemper is often late but I thought I’d do my bit to correct the record.

I replied and said that, although Stadium is due out before Christmas, the Proxy clone tech is not out until an unspecified date in 2026. With that in mind, if profiling / cloning is important to you then you’ll be waiting for an unspecified date next year if you go that way. That’s from the official stuff that’s out in the wild from Eric who is always forthcoming with the info he’s able to share.

So they deleted a bunch of posts which were ‘off topic’ (I’m unclear how many) plus I was banned for an off topic post where I corrected a mistruth or two from another user that was *in the favour of the company who owns the forum*…….

 

[Lysander]

Can't say i'm surprised thou. Kemper forum is second only to NDSP's when it comes to... creative rewriting of history.

 

[Gary_W]

Can't say i'm surprised thou. Kemper forum is second only to NDSP's when it comes to... creative rewriting of history.

I’ve just looked again and the guy that posted the (incorrect) statement ‘helix is getting profiling in December’? His post is still there, as are several others mentioning stadium. It’s just my post that’s gone missing plus the ban .

 

[Sascha Franck]

I’ve just looked again and the guy that posted the (incorrect) statement ‘helix is getting profiling in December’? His post is still there, as are several others mentioning stadium. It’s just my post that’s gone missing plus the ban .

Rest assured, there's a metric ton (no, make that a shitload of tons) of idiots populating this world. Some of them decide to become forum moderators for audio hardware companies.

 

[hunter]

Slightly off topic post but hopefully that won’t kill me off here; I’ve just had had a one week ban from the Kemper forum and a post deleted. First time for me in over 12 years of posting there.

My crime? A guy posted in the Mk2 discussion thread over there that he thought Kemper were holding off releasing mk2 to coincide with the stadium release. Which is an interesting theory that imo makes no sense. He also said the Stadium would have profiling technology in December this year and thought that the mk2 profiling would coincide with the L6 clone tech, release wise. I know Kemper is often late but I thought I’d do my bit to correct the record.

I replied and said that, although Stadium is due out before Christmas, the Proxy clone tech is not out until an unspecified date in 2026. With that in mind, if profiling / cloning is important to you then you’ll be waiting for an unspecified date next year if you go that way. That’s from the official stuff that’s out in the wild from Eric who is always forthcoming with the info he’s able to share.

So they deleted a bunch of posts which were ‘off topic’ (I’m unclear how many) plus I was banned for an off topic post where I corrected a mistruth or two from another user that was *in the favour of the company who owns the forum*…….

That G Spot guy is weird. Doesn‘t really help Kempers reputation in any way. Makes them appear dusted and old and weird.

 

[Orvillain]

Makes them appear dusted and old and weird.

Just like their tech.


fnaaaaarrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

 

[Dimiguitar]

I’ve just looked again and the guy that posted the (incorrect) statement ‘helix is getting profiling in December’? His post is still there, as are several others mentioning stadium. It’s just my post that’s gone missing plus the ban .

I also checked now and OneEng1 was also banned. Again.

 

[LP59]

Slightly off topic post but hopefully that won’t kill me off here; I’ve just had had a one week ban from the Kemper forum and a post deleted. First time for me in over 12 years of posting there.

My crime? A guy posted in the Mk2 discussion thread over there that he thought Kemper were holding off releasing mk2 to coincide with the stadium release. Which is an interesting theory that imo makes no sense. He also said the Stadium would have profiling technology in December this year and thought that the mk2 profiling would coincide with the L6 clone tech, release wise. I know Kemper is often late but I thought I’d do my bit to correct the record.

I replied and said that, although Stadium is due out before Christmas, the Proxy clone tech is not out until an unspecified date in 2026. With that in mind, if profiling / cloning is important to you then you’ll be waiting for an unspecified date next year if you go that way. That’s from the official stuff that’s out in the wild from Eric who is always forthcoming with the info he’s able to share.

So they deleted a bunch of posts which were ‘off topic’ (I’m unclear how many) plus I was banned for an off topic post where I corrected a mistruth or two from another user that was *in the favour of the company who owns the forum*…….

The Kemper forum is next-level absurd. They have this odd obsession with trivial things like grammar in thread titles and keeping discussions on-topic (although their definition of on-topic is fluid and hard to understand). I can only surmise the moderators have no experience with human conversations, which sometimes veer into related subjects.

They spend all their time policing things that nobody cares about, while support questions on the forum are usually ignored. And when they do reply, it's usually condescending, like you've taken them away from something important to answer your stupid question.

All forums have problems, but the Kemper forum is in a league of its own.

 

[dean701]

The Kemper forum is next-level absurd. They have this odd obsession with trivial things like grammar in thread titles and keeping discussions on-topic (although their definition of on-topic is fluid and hard to understand). I can only surmise the moderators have no experience with human conversations, which sometimes veer into related subjects.

They spend all their time policing things that nobody cares about, while support questions on the forum are usually ignored. And when they do reply, it's usually condescending, like you've taken them away from something important to answer your stupid question.

All forums have problems, but the Kemper forum is in a league of its own.

I agree about your thoughts about the Kemper forum.
What's more absurd is Kemper's lack of communication about product updates.
Why announce new products at all, if you have a penchant for ignoring your user base?
Most posts that I have seen on the forum are simple questions about the status of v2, conversations go sideways, then the admins close the thread.
bumblefucks across the board. Deep down, I'm cheering for them. Once upon a time, they took the public by storm by creating a good product.

 

[LP59]

I don't even know why they have a forum. It just seems to be there so Kemper can dish out abuse to their paying customers.

 

[Tanax]

UGH. This is not a good look. I get it, "german culture" but no, this is just being dipshits.

 

[Dimiguitar]

Most posts that I have seen on the forum are simple questions about the status of v2, conversations go sideways, then the admins close the thread.
bumblefucks across the board.

They inevitably go sideways, as there isn't much to talk about from some point on.

 

[Orvillain]

UGH. This is not a good look. I get it, "german culture" but no, this is just being dipshits.

Being an absolute bellend is always brushed away as "German culture" - I don't get it. Stop making scat porn and start making sick as fuck amp modelling software and hardware. It aint rocket science!

 

[Tanax]

Being an absolute bellend is always brushed away as "German culture" - I don't get it. Stop making scat porn and start making sick as fuck amp modelling software and hardware. It aint rocket science!

Yeah that too, but it's not even german culture they're displaying. They're just being asshats, nothing german about it IMO.

 

[dean701]

They inevitably go sideways, as there isn't much to talk about from some point on.

There's only nothing to talk about because they ignore forum posts. Christoph could easily just reply on the forum himself and stop the noise or have one of the moderators provide an update. Their culture is toxic and I can see why people would abandon Kemper altogether.

 

[Gary_W]

I also checked now and OneEng1 was also banned. Again.

What did he do?

The Kemper forum is next-level absurd. They have this odd obsession with trivial things like grammar in thread titles and keeping discussions on-topic (although their definition of on-topic is fluid and hard to understand). I can only surmise the moderators have no experience with human conversations, which sometimes veer into related subjects.

They spend all their time policing things that nobody cares about, while support questions on the forum are usually ignored. And when they do reply, it's usually condescending, like you've taken them away from something important to answer your stupid question.

All forums have problems, but the Kemper forum is in a league of its own.

I agree - they just will not reply with answers. Even saying ‘sorry, we can’t share that now’ would be something but no…..

I almost certainly upset them a few weeks ago as one of the mods on there (after posts had been deleted in fhe mk2 thread fhey went on to close) said that they wanted things to stay on topic because the forum is used as a knowledge base. I replied very politely saying ‘that’s awesome - as we’re wanting this place to be full of facts and knowledge can you please answer the following questions about the mk2 that has been out since May’. Tumbleweeds. Please don’t tell me you want it for knowledge and then repeatedly ignore every single question…..

bumblefucks across the board. Deep down, I'm cheering for them. Once upon a time, they took the public by storm by creating a good product.

I am the same here. They’ve given me a lot of fun (and reliability) with my mk1 and I wish them well but man alive they do themselves zero favours with their interactions with existing customers who would potentially stay with them. There will always be haters and absolute idiots online taking a swipe. It’s a shame they seem to think badly of anyone asking them anything.

Being an absolute bellend is always brushed away as "German culture" - I don't get it. Stop making scat porn and start making sick as fuck amp modelling software and hardware. It aint rocket science!

I’ve seen folks saying that kind of thing. I’ve liked fhe majority of German folks I’ve worked with at various companies over the years and it wasn’t my experience of the people.

 

[paisleywookiee]

Where's @OneEng dropping his golf course/prom/EE knowledge, if he's banned from the Kemper forums?!

 

[blandified]

This is purely anecdotal.

I had one of my Kemper Stages go bad--some DSP circuit card or something. For reference, I've had 2 for about 6 years. It was (semi-recently) beyond warranty but after talking to Kemper support they said they would cover the repair cost.

I've since swapped to Fractal, but I can't really complain with the level of support I've had from Kemper.

 

[GTR37]

Being an absolute bellend is always brushed away as "German culture" - I don't get it. Stop making scat porn and start making sick as fuck amp modelling software and hardware. It aint rocket science!

Perhaps crapping on others is a “metaphor”

 

[Orvillain]

I’ve seen folks saying that kind of thing. I’ve liked fhe majority of German folks I’ve worked with at various companies over the years and it wasn’t my experience of the people.

I'm English. I'm genetically programmed to take the piss out of the Germans. And the French. And the Welsh. And the Scottish. And the Swiss - although those guys sit on poles more than your average porn star.