Is this the Ugliest Guitar Made?

[TVvoodoo]

Don't invoke his name...

Whoops!

 

[norminal]

Fibenare Erotic Dalmat. Because who doesn’t want a guitar that looks like a pair of dongs?

 

[laxu]

Had to do another, 1 pickup version. Come on Gibson, let's do this.


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I sort of like this one, but in a "not bad, but I'm not buying it!" kind of way. I think I just like the headstock and color.

 

[laxu]

Fibenare Erotic Dalmat. Because who doesn’t want a guitar that looks like a pair of dongs?

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How else are you supposed to keep a consistent home decor aesthetic that goes with all your erotic sculptures?

 

[FuzzyAce]

I sort of like this one, but in a "not bad, but I'm not buying it!" kind of way. I think I just like the headstock and color.

The tulip shaped body is a tough sell for most.

 

[Eagle]

Fibenare Erotic Dalmat. Because who doesn’t want a guitar that looks like a pair of dongs?

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That gives Knaggs a run for it's money.

 

[OrganicZed]

Perhaps not the ugliest, but worthy of an honorable mention.

 

[SymphonicDischord]

Perhaps not the ugliest, but worthy of an honorable mention.

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It’s Patrick.

 

[Jynx]

MGK sig.

 

[Piing]

Fibenare Erotic Dalmat. Because who doesn’t want a guitar that looks like a pair of dongs?

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I am surprised that the Wangcaster has still not entered this room

 

[laxu]

I am surprised that the Wangcaster has still not entered this room

The Wangcaster gets a pass because it knows what it is.

The others were not deliberately designed to be ugly or joke guitars.

 

[Boudoir Guitar]

When I first saw this guitar was being made I couldn't believe how repulsed I was.

Then I saw it in black as somehow it isn't so bad.

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I feel like this is an instance of Gibson copying Tokai?!?