paisleywookiee
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But I wore the lemon juice! I wore the lemon juice!
Omg, that’s the second time in a week of heard that reference

Imagine for being one of the originators of the Dunning-Kruger Effect.
But I wore the lemon juice! I wore the lemon juice!
Right out of the gates (you don't really need to watch the whole video), he insinuates that everyone using Fractal (and presumably any other modeler) sounds the same, because it's the same modeler, not dissimilar amps, cabs, mics, etc.
That's an argument I've seen come up a few times, and presumably it's because they seem to think if 20 guitarists are using the same product, all 20 of them sound the same.
To me, it's a ridiculous notion though, and should be, for anyone who's spent 20 minutes with the Fractal stuff (or any modeler). A Fractal has 250+ models. You can set them in multitudes of ways, as you go through the tabs. THEN you add in an IR. Now sure, there are some IR's that are very popular, so a lot of people use them. However, there's no rule saying you have to. Additionally, there's now DynaCabs, which means you can move the mic yourself.
So how's that sounding like everyone else?
I think the bigger risk is probably stuff like Kemper/Tonex/NAM/etc., because certain captures sometimes become very popular, and thus samesy. But even then, what goes into the capture, as well as what's done after, truly matters for sound shaping.
TL;DR WTF Glenn.
And getting views for being provocative.We live in the era of people passing absolute bullshit off as the gospel truth.
The SM57/58 microphones are archaic,
And you’d like clean sounds with no added harmonic content?So are tube amps. In 2025 we should finally be able to build amps that are capable of doing what they were originally made for, namely producing a pristine clean sound. Any distortion is just a byproduct of ancient technology not being able to keep up with certain demands back in the days. These days are over and we can now enjoy completely clean guitar signals with zero distortion.
And you’d like clean sounds with no added harmonic content?
As are ribbon mics.No, I was just stating that overdriven amp sounds are as archaic as an SM57.