Did you pre-order the Helix Stadium?

Did you pre-order a Helix Stadium and if so regular or XL?

  • Stadium

    Votes: 9 7.0%
  • Stadium XL

    Votes: 40 31.3%
  • Of course not peasant! Fractal is superior!

    Votes: 18 14.1%
  • If have a QC. Please don’t make fun of me.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I like toobs.

    Votes: 8 6.3%
  • Nope. Gonna wait until it releases and/or first update.

    Votes: 53 41.4%

  • Total voters
    128
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AI definitely has its uses!

**Hot-Tub Lover (to the tune of “Part-Time Lover”)**

*Verse 1*
Tim Buck’s got a six-string dream,
But he borrows every amp he’s seen,
Late-night jams, no cash in hand,
Plays that Strat—but it’s his friend’s band.

Hot-tub bubbles, neon light,
He’s strumming chords all through the night,
No pedalboard, no new guitar,
Still he sounds like a rockin’ star.

*Chorus*
He’s a hot-tub lover,
Steam and reverb under cover,
Never buys no gear, but oh brother,
He’s a hot-tub lover.

*Verse 2*
Craigslist calls, he lets them ring,
Says, “Why buy stuff when friends can bring?”
He’s got tone, but none his own,
Still he makes the crowd all moan.

Hot-tub glow, he starts to play,
Makes you feel that Marvin sway,
From borrowed strings to borrowed mic,
Tim Buck’s sound is outta sight.

*Chorus*
He’s a hot-tub lover,
Steam and rhythm rolled together,
Never bought equipment—ever,
Still the best you’ll discover.

*Bridge*
Rubber ducky, champagne fizz,
Every show’s a borrowed biz,
Yet the groove’s too good to miss,
Tim Buck’s got that bliss.

He preordered that Helix rig,
The Stadium XL—oh, it’s big,
Tracking says “shipped,” but truth be told,
He’ll cancel out before it’s sold.

*Outro*
No receipts, no gear store trips,
Just warm jets and funky licks,
Tub-side tun
es, no clutter,
Oh yeah—he’s a hot-tub lover.

Omg.

How is that actually awesome!? Lmao.
We need a country version “Just call and Cancel “
 
I loved my FM9 a ton. Stellar tones and more capabilities than I could ever use.

But if I didn’t have anything at the moment - I would definitely go for the Stadium XL until the next gen FM9 comes out instead of waiting like that guy. As fickle as us guitarists can be - and as good as these top-shelf modelers hold value - he could be enjoying the XL in the meantime - then sell it for the new FM9 if he feels it’s still warranted. And if he gets a decent deal up front on the Stadium, he can recoup most of his costs. So in the end it’ll be like renting the Stadium for a few coffees a month or something.
 
I would expect the Axe4 before any next gen FM series and that appears to be at least a year out, so realistically, probably 3 years plus before the next gen FM9, and another 6 months for the version with a headphone jack? That guy is either nuts or full of crap.
 
I would expect the Axe4 before any next gen FM series and that appears to be at least a year out, so realistically, probably 3 years plus before the next gen FM9, and another 6 months for the version with a headphone jack? That guy is either nuts or full of crap.
Is it Nicolas ? Press option 2
 
I wish I wouldn't have now. Mine is in some sort of f$%^&$ limbo, being one of the ones that was statused as "shipped" on Nov 1 but recalled. Based on the original tracking number, no indication that UPS has it yet. No new notification of any sort from GC with a different number. There still statusing as "shipped" and banked my money 17 days ago. Seems like guys ordering today are getting shipped today, presumably shipped in the sense their unit is being given to a carrier for delivery. Gah!
 
I wish I wouldn't have now. Mine is in some sort of f$%^&$ limbo, being one of the ones that was statused as "shipped" on Nov 1 but recalled. Based on the original tracking number, no indication that UPS has it yet. No new notification of any sort from GC with a different number. There still statusing as "shipped" and banked my money 17 days ago. Seems like guys ordering today are getting shipped today, presumably shipped in the sense their unit is being given to a carrier for delivery. Gah!
I ordered from MF, but after getting the shipping notification it's hanging at "we'll add a delivery date as soon as we get your package." It seems nothing is certain yet.
 
It’s expected that many of these shipments won’t show actual movement until late tonight or tomorrow. It takes some time to get thousands of units out the door.
 
I ordered from MF, but after getting the shipping notification it's hanging at "we'll add a delivery date as soon as we get your package." It seems nothing is certain yet.
Same thing here. I decided to call and they said it would probably go out tomorrow. They said they have a huge amount that they're going to try to send out in the next few days. That's all I could find out for now.
 
Same thing here. I decided to call and they said it would probably go out tomorrow. They said they have a huge amount that they're going to try to send out in the next few days. That's all I could find out for now.
Same here - they told me they've been shipping a bunch today and that mine is expected to be shipped tomorrow morning.
 
It’s expected that many of these shipments won’t show actual movement until late tonight or tomorrow. It takes some time to get thousands of units out the door.
Yeah, but mine is 17 days stale which is making me nervous since they've had my money and made a shipping label 18 days ago. I'm waiting on a call back from a random "pro gear advisor" at GC who's going to try (who knows how hard) to talk to someone in shipping to see where it's really at. I'm concerned they had it queued up on the loading dock Nov 1, got the stand down order, and stuck it in some dusty corner out of the way where it's been forgotten. $2K give or take is a lot of money for me.
 
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