Cirrus
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I've been a real hands on dad, proud of my efforts so far but my daughter's 20 months old and this is the first full weekend wife has spent away from home (She's doing a musical camping weekend, it's proper shit but screw her hope she has a great time )
Naturally I fully intended to demonstrate that I'm perfectly capable of running things in her absence.
So WHAI did my daughter wait until I was out on the drive, loading up the car to go have dinner with my parents, to do a massive liquid shit in the living room, pull open the side of her nappy so it poured down her legs and onto the carpet, get it all over her hands and stand there screaming "TOO MESSY! POO! TOO MESSY!"
Then for her encore, after I got her all cleaned up and was running a bath for her, she did a wee right there on the floor.
So anyway, I've left her in a nearby park with a sign round her neck; "FREE TO A FORGIVING HOME"
Naturally I fully intended to demonstrate that I'm perfectly capable of running things in her absence.
So WHAI did my daughter wait until I was out on the drive, loading up the car to go have dinner with my parents, to do a massive liquid shit in the living room, pull open the side of her nappy so it poured down her legs and onto the carpet, get it all over her hands and stand there screaming "TOO MESSY! POO! TOO MESSY!"
Then for her encore, after I got her all cleaned up and was running a bath for her, she did a wee right there on the floor.
So anyway, I've left her in a nearby park with a sign round her neck; "FREE TO A FORGIVING HOME"