Should I return this guitar?

Sh*t! It’s a real musician! Damnit, whenever these guys show up I have to go buy another guitar because of my inferiority complex! I hope that sh*tty Jackson is still at GC, too many good guitar players are signing up here and I’m going broke!
4 guys go ski for the first time
they all come off the mountain on their buds after going flat on their face.
3 go back up the mountain and try again…1 takes the lift to town to buy a new set of ski’s

which one plays guitar?