Produce powered pedal

[newpedals]

It sounds fuzzy. Fun gift idea if you wanna make a friend smile.

I don't like "regular" fuzzes also, so this pedal is not for me. Please don't come at me with forks and torches.

 

[laxu]

Same idea as that drive pedal that let you put a bit of fluid into a small bowl and then it would do funky electricity things.

Imagine this is your favorite pedal and your rider needs to say "I need three honey crisp apples of different ripeness available on stage."

 

[Deleted member 472]

It sounds fuzzy. Fun gift idea if you wanna make a friend smile.

I don't like "regular" fuzzes also, so this pedal is not for me. Please don't come at me with forks and torches.

OMG, this is hilariously entertaining. Might have to sharpen those posts to work with a coconut.

“Not guaranteed to work with all fruits and vegetables.”

Thank you for sharing!

 

[Deleted member 472]

I guess if the crowd throws tomatoes at you while on stage, you can use them for your rig.

 

[newpedals]

OMG, this is hilariously entertaining. Might have to sharpen those posts to work with a coconut.

“Not guaranteed to work with all fruits and vegetables.”

Thank you for sharing!

Phone call:

"We liked your audition and we would like you to perform at this venue."

"Thank you. I will need some things though.."

"You are sounding like a diva now!"

"Oh I just wanna know if they sell some produce nearby."

"Produce? You can have a burger at the bar if you will be hungry."

"I will need a ripe tomato, a small potato and a peach."

"I am curious. What for?"

"Ripe tomato for running my overdrive at 18v, small potato to starve my fuzz and peach for powering my vintage centre positive power supply-needing wah pedal."

"Ah..!" Call disconnected.

"Hello are you there?"

 

[newpedals]

I guess if the crowd throws tomatoes at you while on stage, you can use them for your rig.

Lol.

I once saw Lemmy from Motorhead's interview in which he said he used to put his mic in a specific position when he was a new performer to avoid looking at crowds.

 

[Aelred]

The next part of the Lemmy quote is "In the days when we only had ten people and a dog, it was a way of avoiding seeing that we only had ten people and a dog."

 

[newpedals]

The next part of the Lemmy quote is "In the days when we only had ten people and a dog, it was a way of avoiding seeing that we only had ten people and a dog."

RIP Lemmy.

I dont wanna cause a controversy but I liked his cover of David Bowie's (also R.I.P.) Heroes as much as the original. You can sense that he put his heart into it while singing.