P.S.
@DrewJD82 - I'm keeping the 2nd Jem Jr.
Five minutes with a phillips head screwdriver and it kills. I just can't stay mad at these guitars for ~$500.
This won't stop me from obsessing over the extra $30 I spent on the gig bag I had to buy because I had taken the empty gig bag out of my trunk
the day before. Because I'm weird like that. Maybe I'll bring the bag back and test the boundaries of the word "used".