I have a GREAT new product coming soonish!!

[Eagle]

Sigh... You're better than this, Andy.

it was meant to be a joke. Clearly not a good one.

 

[LeftyLoungeLizard]

I have a GREAT new product coming soonish!!​

 

[Digital Igloo]

it was meant to be a joke. Clearly not a good one.

All good. <hugs>

 

[pipelineaudio]

I haven’t seen line 6 say “Soon” in a Uwe Bool movie yet

 

[Digital Igloo]

I haven’t seen line 6 say “Soon” in a Uwe Bool movie yet

Because Cliff first coined that term to meme level in this space. Frank and I stopped using it after someone mentioned that.

<ahem>

Speaking of Uwe Boll, I scored most of the Postal II video game but didn't get paid a cent for it. Had a gentlemen's agreement that I'd get first refusal for scoring any subsequent Postal movie, as the rights were being hawked by numerous entities. Nope, no love. But the entire thing took me a long weekend (it's mostly simple and annoying Muzak-type cues that are designed to help goad the player into... going postal), so I'm not too salty about it. Plus, y'know, I didn't have to work with Uwe Boll.

But I did get to record Gary Coleman's voiceover at my place, so that was kinda cool.

 

[pipelineaudio]

EPIC!!!!!!!! What's your opinion on whether the Gary Coleman security guard footage was really him or not?

 

[Digital Igloo]

EPIC!!!!!!!! What's your opinion on whether the Gary Coleman security guard footage was really him or not?

Wait, what? I totally missed that.

At the risk of disparaging the deceased, he wasn't very nice. Spent most of the time throwing shade on my old business partner. His tall, blind hippie girlfriend was a sweetheart, however.

Amusing aside: Gary categorically refused to say the lines "I got cho' Willis right here" and "Watchu' talkin' 'bout, a$$hole?" Kept saying "I got your Willie right here" and "What ARE you talking about, a$$hole?" Guess he wanted to get paid extra for saying his signature quotes. So I used ProTools to edit syllables out of other lines to make him say what was in the script—you couldn't tell they were edited at all. The game developer (Running With Scissors) even gave Gary a special version of the game with those two lines removed so he wouldn't catch on. Story goes that he played Postal 2 at a friend's house, heard the lines, freaked out, and angrily called Vince, the CEO.

Proof (excuse the terrible facial hair; this was 2002?):

 

[la szum]

Now we need a Korg Mikku variant for guitar but with Gary Coleman's voice instead.

 

[pipelineaudio]

 

[timbuck3]

 

[ragingplatypi]

The title of this thread sound like something a middle school boy announces before going to the toilet.

 

[Frankencat]

Now you’re playing the game!