Behold the Most Amazing New Amp Form

[ispunk]

https://dynastar-electronics.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/Online-brochure.pdf

Who is going to be the first to jump in on this amazing new amp design?

 

[Blix]

I think we had a thread on this a while back. Insanely stupid design.

 

[TSJMajesty]

Insanely stupid design.

I didn't want to say it first. But yeah.

 

[JiveTurkey]

All those looks + el84s!

 

[TSJMajesty]

+ el84s!

That didn't take long.

 

[hemmelight]

 

[Enchilada Jones]

Looks like something a meter maid would lock on your car tire if you didn’t pay the parking meter in front of Arkham Asylum.

 

[AutomationBias]

Only $2,800!

 

[Life Eats Life]

Or a Metallica miniature dolls stage.
(especially Lars).

 

[Sidler72]

I think Styx used it on the Mr. Roboto tour.

 

[Alex Kenivel]

Or a Metallica miniature dolls stage.
(especially Lars).

 

[Piing]

Is this The Game Changer?

 

[Desertdweller]

Is this The Game Changer?

It looks so 1978 it should say Coleco Vision on the side.

 

[FuzzyAce]

Looks like a space-age boomerang? But it doesn't come back when you throw it.

 

[norminal]

 

[Achilles]

We laugh, but when you visit most factories in China they'll have a large display of their wares in the main conference room. The design of this thing brings back memories of lots of similarly strange boxes of one sort or another - predominantly sold in Asian markets.

Karaoke machines seemed to be a favorite subject for young Chinese designers working while drinking magic mushroom laced tea.......

 

[DrewJD82]

Looks like a space-age boomerang? But it doesn't come back when you throw it.

It looks like if you threw that like a boomerang you'd be lucky to clear your foot.

 

[Achilles]

... speaking of ...

In hindsight, the original Boomerang was a bit on the gaudy side....

Thing weighed a freaking ton too.

 

[sleewell]

I mean it doesn't look sweet but for me I love having my amps controls at my feet on my helix. I don't like having to go back and forth between my amp and pedals during sound check or for quick adjustments mid set. This is not going to catch on as a product but I understand the idea behind it.

 

[Piing]

It looks so 1978 it should say Coleco Vision on the side.

The promotional videos for that amplifier should be in 8-bit resolution and accompanied by this sound track.