Babylon Bee Worship Song Generator

[HomespunEffects]

This seriously cracked me up:

The Babylon Bee Worship Song Generator

Modern worship songs are unique, thoughtful, engaging, emotionally deep and spiritually moving. They certainly don't write themselves, and trying to come up with one on your own could take a solid 10 to 15 minutes. So what do you do when you need a fresh tune for Sunday morning? Let us help with...

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My favorite part is the chords never change.

There is a suspicious lack of sus2 chords though.

 

[Frodebro]

Freaking brilliant, and I would expect nothing less from the Bee.

 

[PLX]

Jesus Christ

 

[Frodebro]

Jesus Christ

That’s one demerit, and eternal damnation.

 

[norminal]

I just got “let the bodies hit the floor” for a chorus.

 

[Frodebro]

I just got “let the bodies hit the floor” for a chorus.

Back in the early nineties I spent a summer doing weekend gigs with a Contemporary Christian singer. We travelled a bit, doing shows in Oregon, Washington, and British Columbia. There were a few occasions where I actually did witness people dancing in the aisles and then suddenly collapsing to the floor. Pretty wild stuff, but overall it was a great experience.

 

[PLX]

Praise the Lord

 

[norminal]

Praise the Lord

 

[norminal]

Back in the early nineties I spent a summer doing weekend gigs with a Contemporary Christian singer. We travelled a bit, doing shows in Oregon, Washington, and British Columbia. There were a few occasions where I actually did witness people dancing in the aisles and then suddenly collapsing to the floor. Pretty wild stuff, but overall it was a great experience.

 

[partytrain]

"crush me like a category 5 hurricane" chorus hits deep.....

 

[Sleezy E]

"Trying to come up with your own could take a solid 10 to 15 minutes"

Lol