Yngwie Vitamins

Is that a joke?!?
I somehow doubt it. Making an even bigger idiot out of yourself than you already were. But then, anyone paying around 40 bucks for a glass of winegum with some cheap vitamin stuff slapped on top (and 3g suger "per serving" - whatever one serving is in this case...) deserves no better. The same people are buying Apple's wipe cloths (even if they almost come across as cheap in comparison...).
 
Yngwie Malmsteen stopped being an influence in my playing about the time his LP, Odyssey came out in late 1987. After that, he has been on repeat mode ever since.

In 1987, he was at his peak of creativity and was about to go into the "Big Time" acceptance with Joe Lynn Turner .... so much, that the mainstream record buyer started to accept his music.
He had the perfect band line up and his ego blew that one up.
And now he's selling vitamins ....WOW !!!!
 
"So, Yngwie, you're asking 38 bucks for something usually going for 1.50?"
"Sure, more is more, and you know, it's got my name on it!"
"True, but if we're trying to sell something with your name on it, it should rather go for 90 Cent!"
 
Sascha Franck said:
should rather go for 90 Cent
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Say you took those vitamins in the evening???

What if you all of a sudden woke up with long hair and a bunch of bracelets on next morn?

You’d sell MILLIONS!!!!!

Genius.
 
REPOSTING HERE

It’s the circle of life: from fast cars to Vitamin D deficiency. Reminds me of this:

How it started…
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How it’s going:
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