Yngwie Vitamins

[gonzoknife]

Yngwie Malmsteen's Force - Multivitamin Gummies

Yngwie Malmsteen, the legendary rock star and guitar virtuoso known for his lightning-fast solos and neoclassical style, has stepped into the world of health and wellness with his latest creation: Yngwie Malmsteen's Force. Always a larger-than-life figure, Yngwie’s focus on peak performance...

www.malmsteenmerchandise.com

"With his bold stage presence and a lifestyle fueled by passion and intensity, Yngwie knows the importance of maintaining energy and health."

First shredder vitamins ever! Somehow I'm surprised but realize it's totally on brand at the same time.

 

[Blix]

Vaiagra will be next!

 

[spawnofthesith]

I surprised KISS or Bonamassa didnt think of this first

 

[SillyOctpuss]

I surprised KISS or Bonamassa didnt think of this first

Joe looked into it but they couldn't find any vitamins big enough to be able to print Joe Bonamassa and a pair of sunglasses onto.

 

[jaxadam]

Vaiagra will be next!

I’m taking a combination of viagra and ginkgo biloba, so I can remember what the fuck I’m doing!

 

[PLX]

I'm getting smarter every day.

 

[duzie]

I'm getting smarter every day.

WTF

 

[PLX]

WTF

I buy it at the gas station.

 

[LeftyLoungeLizard]

I've been waiting decades for Dumble® brand toilet paper.

 

[2112]

I guess you need a good multivitamin when you eat the same McDonald's cheeseburger meal for dinner before every single show.

 

[LeftyLoungeLizard]

I'm getting smarter every day.

I've seen that product in the men's bathroom at various seedy bars.

 

[PLX]

I've been waiting decades for Dumble® brand toilet paper.

"It's like wiping with crystal lettuce."

 

[JiveTurkey]

Cheeseburger grease is a great sub for FretEase

 

[duzie]

 

[Holden Afart]

I'm getting smarter every day.

18 and under

 

[Sleezy E]

I buy it at the gas station.

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[la szum]

I guess you need a good multivitamin when you eat the same McDonald's cheeseburger meal for dinner before every single show.

McDonald's is how all the geniuses and virtuosos get their pregame on.

 

[PLX]

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..jus sayin

 

[Diary Of An Axeman]

McDonald's is how all the geniuses and virtuosos get their pregame on.

I heard pu$$ee farts make more sense than those Robber Barrons.

 

[norminal]

Yngwie Malmsteen's Force - Multivitamin Gummies

Yngwie Malmsteen, the legendary rock star and guitar virtuoso known for his lightning-fast solos and neoclassical style, has stepped into the world of health and wellness with his latest creation: Yngwie Malmsteen's Force. Always a larger-than-life figure, Yngwie’s focus on peak performance...

www.malmsteenmerchandise.com