What artist makes you feel like you’re eating plain oatmeal?

Dez

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Saw this on Reddit and thought it would be fun here:

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Alter Bridge.
 
After seeing Bad Bunny at the superbowl, I went to check out his actual music. That dude can not sing, and has an awful voice for rapping too. I just don't get it.

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For rock/metal bands, I vote Volbeat. Their singer sounds like a foghorn and everything else is by the numbers stuff.
 
I've listened to so much variety over the years, and many would probably consider some 'oatmeal' haha. But I tend to be an optimistic and find the good in artists, or something I can connect with musically.
 
Any band that falls under the "Yacht Rock" umbrella. I don't hear any thrill, any passion, any emotion, any...... anything. It's just the most safe, blandest music there is to these ears.

That's not to say there isn't talent there. There is, but I can honestly say that I've never been in a mood that says, "man, some yacht rock would hit the spot right now!"
 
Sleep Token, like 98% of everything on hard rock radio, the Black Keys, any band that sounds like Clutch but isn’t Clutch, TOOL post-Lateralus. It’s a long list.
 
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