TGF haiku

[TSJMajesty]

Maryland summer
Humidity- my balls sweat
It's not a dry heat

 

[TheTrueZoltan!]

I don‘t like the heat
And also have hay fever
Summer always sucks

 

[jaxadam]

There once was a man
From Peru, whose limericks
Looked like a haiku

He said with a grin
If he could do it again
He’d know what to do

 

[Achilles]

Achilles last stand
White powder kept Page awake
Overdubs laid down

 

[fretworn]

Achilles de Flandres
Anarchistic bully boy
Bested by a bean

 

[jaxadam]

It’s methylchloro-
isothiazolinone
That is in shampoo

 

[Achilles]

Achilles de Flandres
Anarchistic bully
Bested by a bean

Took a long while to get this. I read both Ender's Game and Speaker for the Dead but none of the companion novels. I think your syllables don't add up though. I'm counting 6-6-5.

 

[Sleezy E]

Took a long while to get this. I read both Ender's Game and Speaker for the Dead but none of the companion novels. I think your syllables don't add up though. I'm counting 6-6-5.

Don't be such a heel.



you are correct tho

 

[FuzzyAce]

It’s methylchloro-
isothiazolinone
That is in shampoo

 

[fretworn]

Took a long while to get this. I read both Ender's Game and Speaker for the Dead but none of the companion novels. I think your syllables don't add up though. I'm counting 6-6-5.

Nope; if you read the books, you know that it’s not pronounced in the Traditional Way. Achilles…

It’s Ash.eel (2 two syllables)

Line 2 I fixed

 

[FuzzyAce]

ash hill laying bare
a chimpanzee laughs with joy
having lit the match

 

[fretworn]

 

[Achilles]

Petaluma amp
Designed prior to Gibson
Mark V 2 5 rocks

 

[Sleezy E]

The Turd Blaster Pro,
Has fixed signal chain routing!?
Bad Turd Blaster Pro!

 

[Sleezy E]

Had to look up "fixed"
Only had one syllable
It fit perfectly

 

[Achilles]

Covid back in-house.
New pills causing massive runs
I am Turd Blaster.