NAD: Incoming

[texhex]

What happens when you return your fifth Kemper…

You order a new amp, obviously.

 

[Mongillo19]

 

[texhex]

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[JiveTurkey]

Badlander'd

 

[paisleywookiee]

Badlander'd

 

[Life Eats Life]

Did you leave claw marks on the Kemper unit?
Let go….Let amp ….Let Go…Let AMP..
-Some pseudo Wim Hoff type a shit?
The ole’ Kemper Coping Mechanism.

To be real fu*king honest Texie’Mexie,
I’m concerned that a rogue amp designer
is going to design & build a massive Kemper
machine that a human being can enter
(Like an X-ray tube in the airport)
and…….
I am NOT going to EVAR’ type it man.
Cheers!!,btw!

 

[Mongillo19]

Did you leave claw marks on the Kemper unit?
Let go….Let amp ….Let Go…Let AMP..
-Some pseudo Wim Hoff type a shit?
The ole’ Kemper Coping Mechanism.

To be real fu*king honest Texie’Mexie,
I’m concerned that a rogue amp designer
is going to design & build a massive Kemper
machine that a human being can enter
(Like an X-ray tube in the airport)
and…….
I am NOT going to EVAR’ type it man.
Cheers!!,btw!

 

[texhex]

Did you leave claw marks on the Kemper unit?
Let go….Let amp ….Let Go…Let AMP..
-Some pseudo Wim Hoff type a shit?
The ole’ Kemper Coping Mechanism.

To be real fu*king honest Texie’Mexie,
I’m concerned that a rogue amp designer
is going to design & build a massive Kemper
machine that a human being can enter
(Like an X-ray tube in the airport)
and…….
I am NOT going to EVAR’ type it man.
Cheers!!,btw!

 

[Baba]

Dude . . . ^^^ TL; DEL

 

[dronerstone]

Why did I actually read a few lines of that...?

At first, I misread "businessman" as "Bassman" and smirked.

Then I scrolled and scrolled and scrolled.

End of story.

 

[texhex]

It's actually an excellent short story by Stephen King about mankind's ability in the to use teleportation machines.