How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[Sleezy E]

A roomful.

One to screw in the light bulb while all the others bicker about how they could do it faster, cleaner, and with more feeling.


..now it's your turn.

Go!

 

[TSJMajesty]

What do you call a bass player without a girlfriend?

Homeless

 

[Stone]

What’s the difference between an electric guitar player and a vacuum cleaner?
When you unplug a vacuum cleaner it doesn’t suck anymore

 

[Alex Kenivel]

What's the difference between a pizza and a guitarist?

Pizza can feed a family of 4

 

[la szum]

What do you call a bass player without a girlfriend?

Homeless

Verified!!

 

[Sleezy E]

What happened when the bass player locked his keys in the car?

It took him an hour to get the drummer out

 

[JiveTurkey]

Bass players have cars?

 

[Sleezy E]

Touché

 

[hemmelight]

How do you know the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling out of both sides of their mouth

 

[TubeStack]

A roomful.

One to screw in the light bulb while all the others bicker about how they could do it faster, cleaner, and with more feeling.


..now it's your turn.

Go!

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: they just stand and hold the lightbulb while the world revolves around them.

 

[TubeStack]

How do you know a drummer is knocking on your door?

The knocking is too loud, speeds up, and he comes in too early.

 

[TubeStack]

How do you get a guitar player to turn down?

Put sheet music in front of them.

 

[la szum]

If you pee your pants a little it's ok.

 

[Fireproof]

Two jazz guitarists meet in a bar, and one says, “Yeah man, I bought your last album, it was awesome!” to which the other replies, “Oh so that was you!”.

 

[Alex Kenivel]

If you pee your pants a little it's ok.

 

[Sleezy E]

If you pee your pants a little it's ok.

The porn star comment vid was

I'm gonna have to watch more of these, good stuff!

 

[Alex Kenivel]

The porn star comment vid was

I'm gonna have to watch more of these, good stuff!

#buthow