Crazy Florida doing Florida

[Mikael Dez]

Plus it's so inconsiderate to not pay attention at an intersection. It's like as long as they make the light they don't give a fuck if anyone else makes it

Makes me want to get a wrist-rocket and a bag of marbles

When I see the light turn green and the person in front doesn’t move I give em like 3 seconds and then I’m like “BEEP BEEP BEEEEP” lmao

 

[DrewJD82]

It makes me ever angrier when they’re on their fuckin phone. They aren’t just slow, they’re inattentive and dangerous and deserve to get their ass handed to them lol (but it isn’t worth it for to hand it to them)

I think I get more annoyed when they're NOT on the phone, because then it's just "WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!"

Plus it's so inconsiderate to not pay attention at an intersection. It's like as long as they make the light they don't give a fuck if anyone else makes it

Makes me want to get a wrist-rocket and a bag of marbles

I think we should be allowed to mount a giant, spring-loaded Mickey Mouse hand to the roofs of our cars and when someone is just sittin' there at a green light you hit a button and it comes down and smacks the roof of the offending car so it scares the shit out the driver but doesn't leave any damage.