Here's a fun story (at least in retrospect) ;~)) Must have been 35 years ago, maybe more. I was just getting into the hot foods. I was cooking a Mexican dinner with my sister and I was dicing up some jalapeños. Had to take a leak ;~(( Rinsed hands, went into bathroom, took a leak, came out, started chopping again and then my eyes popped out of my head like a cartoon character as the "spice" tingled on my wedding tackle! It just got worse and worse, and water did nothing. I did not know at the time about dairy products being the way to stop such burn, so I suffered for about an hour!!!
Now keep in mind, I did not eat any pepper with my dick, but it is the oil that covers the seeds and the capsaicin that are the hottest part of a pepper. Not the seeds nor the meat of the pepper (though those parts can still have heat, just not like the oil). So that oil is what was on my hands, and rinsing hands before bathroom did pretty much nothing! LESSON LEARNED the hard way on a soft sausage!!!!!!