Ways to kill your guitar sale on Reverb.

[Achilles]

When listing a $4,000 guitar it's best not to include a picture of yourself playing it while
wearing scratch and ding inducing jewelry.

 

[PLX]

When listing a $4,000 guitar it's best not to include a picture of yourself playing said fiddle
while wearing scratch inducing jewelry.

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Dude needs to lay off the garlic bread.

 

[Boudoir Guitar]

Dude needs to lay off the garlic bread.

That photo is almost like AI generated or something. He does not seem to be large enough to deform the couch to anywhere near that degree, and no real live human would match the turquoise ring with turquoise shirt, would they?!? And let's not even talk about how the Knaggs ALMOST looks like a guitar most folks might want to own but winds up in the uncanny valley instead

 

[PLX]

That photo is almost like AI generated or something.

He doesn't have 7 fingers.

Totally not AI.

 

[Achilles]

overweight man + dangling bracelets = just wrong

You can get away with the jewelry shit if you're a Tim Chalamet, but not this dude.

 

[Boudoir Guitar]

He doesn't have 7 fingers.

Totally not AI.

hence the "almost" :)

 

[Sleezy E]

ARE ANY OF YOU A-HOLES GUNNA BUY MY GUITAR OR NOT!!!??!!!?

 

[JiveTurkey]

I think Reverb sucks now across the board. No deals; everything is priced insanely

 

[6CA7-A]

Be sure to feature the guitar and not yer Schlong ...

 

[mbenigni]

overweight man + dangling bracelets = just wrong

You can get away with the jewelry shit if you're a Tim Chalamet, but not this dude.

 

[JiveTurkey]

Speaking of Chalamet I walked into the room on and off when that Wonka remake-remake was happening. JFC quit singing already

 

[Achilles]

Speaking of Chalamet

Watched the first Dune and I don't get the MASSIVE exposure of the kid.
I thought the whole skinny waif sex symbol look was a thing of the past.

 

[Achilles]

His chops make me want to whimper like a little girl, but seriously, just how close to a real life Spinal Tap is the guy?

 

[PLX]

Watched the first Dune and I don't get the MASSIVE exposure of the kid.

 

[GuitarBilly74]

At least he didn't take the picture at dinner time, when the odds of fried chicken grease were at 110%

 

[JiveTurkey]

At least he didn't take the picture at dinner time, when the odds of fried chicken grease were at 110%

 

[Boudoir Guitar]

Ya'll better be some fit motherfuckers to be saying this guy is publicly tease-ably overweight.

 

[Frodebro]

His chops make me want to whimper like a little girl, but seriously, just how close to a real life Spinal Tap is the guy?

He’s the polar opposite, really. Yngwie knows exactly what he’s doing, and has done very well for himself navigating through the industry on his own terms.

 

[JiveTurkey]

Ya'll better be some fit motherfuckers to be saying this guy is publicly tease-ably overweight.

I'm SkinnyFatTM

 

[Boudoir Guitar]

I'm SkinnyFatTM

I DON'T SKIP LEG DAY, THE BEER AND CHICKEN JUST NEVER MAKE IT THAT FAR!!!!!!!