My top for sale ad of the day

[SillyOctpuss]

I don't think the word Pro means what he thinks it means. What a spanner

Fender Squier Affinity Stratocaster | in Omagh, County Tyrone | Gumtree

Squier Affinity Stratocaster very low action pro relic finish . very easy playing guitar

www.gumtree.com

 

[itchyfingers]

Hey, at least he disclosed its actually a Squier...

 

[DrewJD82]

Oh, I need to go though my phone and post the charms I’ve come across the last couple months, most notably a Squire and an MIM Strat that were basically abused and left for dead but are listed as relics at over $1k each, by different people in different cities. I know the Strat looked like the guy started using a heat gun and paint scraper but gave up after a little while, the whole body was sealer and sharp edges of the poly coat remaining in chunks.

“How can I make this $400 into a $1400? Oh I know, I’ll fucking ruin it, people like relics these days”

My immediate thought was “Oh, this is totally one of those anti-relic asshats from TGP that literally thinks they drag bodies behind a car…”

 

[metropolis_4]

I wonder how much he paid the “pro” who did that