Introducing Teleport, the world's first social guitar pedal!

[Lysander]

Teleport

Step On The Mothership.

teleport.guitargate.com

I have no idea what this thing is supposed to do - and neither will you.

 

[norminal]

 

[banned]

Maybe some kind of jam band thing?

 

[norminal]

Yeah, I’m going to preorder a product from a company that can’t even tell me what the fuck their product even does.

 

[PLX]

He should call it "The Loop Knife".

 

[holoholo]

It generates toan from the click algorithm then toan matches it to fractal just like fake titties and push up bras in the 90s. Simple.

 

[Sleezy E]

 

[unix-guy]

Looks like a looper of some sort...

 

[banned]

Who asked for this product?

 

[Sleezy E]

Who asked for this product?

 

[PLX]

Who asked for this product?

I had to change my WIFI password to stop Sleezy from texting me clips.

 

[Sleezy E]

I had to change my WIFI password to stop Sleezy from texting me clips.

 

[Alex Kenivel]

.. When we all have computers with DAWs and plenty of online sharing options to transfer files around to friends when we have ideas?

 

[spawnofthesith]

Ok I’m actually pretty intrigued by this lol

 

[spawnofthesith]

Very interested. Kind of want. Looking forward to reading a manual

 

[banned]

Oh great...now we ALL gotta to read the manual to make this work

 

[sleewell]

 

[Orvillain]

Well this looks like a masterclass in how not to promote a product.

 

[DrewJD82]

Yeah, I’m going to preorder a product from a company that can’t even tell me what the fuck their product even does.

It’s going to sell out fast, dude, you snooze you lose.

 

[Lysander]

Oh great...now we ALL gotta to read the manual to make this work