Hey Fellas! It's Finally Here And In Stock!

[LeftyLoungeLizard]

Dumble Brand® Toilet Paper!

(shit I forgot to add the following)

To order your very own 4 pack - please describe your wiping style and then read, sign & date our NDA and wait approximately 2 years.

 

[Sleezy E]

Well shit...

 

[Jambi]

Will my flatulent harmonics exist in this paper lattice?

 

[the-trooper]

For when you want to goop it yourself!

 

[PLX]

 

[jellodog]

Dumble Brand® Toilet Paper!

Smooth top end?

 

[norminal]

 

[maguchi]

Shee-it!

 

[Los-D]

That’s the Dumble sound I guess(?)

 

[gonzoknife]

Made from the finest crystal lattice....

 

[laxu]

Some terminology to understand the features and varieties of Dumble® toilet paper:

• HRM™. Habanero Related Mess. For spicier evenings!
• SSS™. Steel Shit Slinger. If you are constipated, it's best to be prepared!
• PAB. Poop Against Bowl. No white porcelain here!
• Rock/Jazz. These are equivalent to Type 1 and Type 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.

 

[dcburn]

I need "septic safe" though...

I imagine the crystal lattice with tear your bunghole apart.
Some of you are probably used to that already...not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[PLX]

I imagine the crystal lattice with tear your bunghole apart.
Some of you are probably used to that already...not that there's anything wrong with that.

That's what took out A-Bone

 

[dcburn]

That's what took out A-Bone

Thats perfect!

Do you think he is popular enough for the Go-Fund-Me to reach crystal lattice stature?

I tried buying crystal lattice for one of my "assemblies" but Home Depot was out and I didnt want to risk ordering from China.

 

[LeftyLoungeLizard]

I always thought it was "crystal lettuce"...?

 

[dcburn]

I always thought it was "crystal lettuce"...?

Makes sense, youre the Burger King!